By Gideon Toler
I dreamed to be a painter,
And I really loved to paint
But I was not so very good
At trying to be something I ain't.
So, when I met Collage,
I don't know what to be,
'Cause these people were
Goin' 'bout maki'n fun 'O me
But I got a job,
And a real good one, too,
I went to be an assistant,
For a painter named Fhoo
Now, Fhooy, my man,
He made up this game,
He says it's called 'painty'
Uh, huh, that's the name.