By Parker Slugg
Illustrated By Aki Cheung
Have you ever wondered what happens when the fridge light goes off? I did, and believe it or not, this is what I saw through cameras I installed. A meatball the size of a golf ball wearing a cape and utility belt. He was blindfolded, dropping into a pit of hot sauce, in a hurricane. Little did I know, it was Meatball Master, champion of liberty and justice in the fridge!
This is one of the more normal days of Meatball Master's life. After all, he is fighting the most powerful enemy in the fridge, The Bad Egg, a rotten egg, both on the inside and outside, who was forgotten and abandoned by the others, and had an army of half eaten breakfast sausage and burnt bacon. Let's get back to the story, meatball master quickly reached into his Utility Belt of Many Weird Things, and pulled out his grappling hook and with a single shot he hit the sausage that had pushed him, and pulled himself up. As he undid the blindfold 20 bacon attacked, but with lightning fast reflexes and black belt kung-fu skills he quickly made them have an early retirement. Lightning flashed and thunder roared as Meatball Master hurried to defuse a bomb that had been placed in a leftover baloney sandwich. He raced across the bottom drawer, sauce flew off his large round body. His cape dragged across the floor As he crept down the stairs to the sandwich , he peered into the corridor of condomants, and saw a mountain of scrambled eggs.
“Dang, that's one large egg,” Meatball Master said.
He pulled out his hot sauce launcher and prepared to attack. He lunged out of the corner and covered the egg with scorching hot sauce and then rapidly fired mini meatballs from his Mini Meatball Launcher. But the meatballs had no effect, and the egg drawer, the explosion absorbed them and got bigger!
The egg roared, grease flew from its mouth. It slid across the floor toward him! He ducked and dodged its giant arms but then it slammed him against a wall! Pain jolted through him. The egg came forward to absorb him, but then he had an idea! He pulled out a meatball grenade and tossed it to him, it absorbed it, but then it blew up! The egg was ripped apart by the explosion, but the celebration was short-lived as it then detonated the bomb! BOOM! He was sent flying out of the bottom so powerful that it slightly opened the door to the fridge, so he flew out of the fridge! And on to the Counter!